I told my wife she needs to take responsibility and embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
So my friend Steve went to the doctor the other day.
Doc - "What can I do for you, Steve?"
Steve - "I'm having trouble with my leg. I need you to listen to my leg."
Doc - "Listen to your leg?"
Steve - "Yes, with your stethoscope. Put your stethoscope on my knee."
Doc hears, "5 bucks, 5 bucks, I need 5 bucks, please give me 5 bucks."
Steve - "Now listen to my shin."
Doc hears, "10 bucks, 10 bucks, I need 10 bucks, please give me 10 bucks."
Steve - "Now listen to my ankle."
Doc hears, "20 bucks, 20 bucks, I need 20 bucks, please give me 20 bucks."
Doc looks at Steve.
Steve - "What's going on Doc?"
Doc - "I'm not sure, but I can tell you one thing... your leg is broke in at least three places!"
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