What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Grrraaaaaiiiinnnns! I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people's...

If you have read my first rambling about something being lost for four months and then found, you might jump to the conclusion that this...

Back in June, the wife washed our bedding (yes, it has been washed more since then) and we proceeded to make the bed. However, we were...

I saw a 1,000 year old oil stain. It was from ancient Greece. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You...

Why did Karen press CTRL+ALT+DELETE? Because she wanted to see the task manager. I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a...

What kind of pet makes the most noise? A Trumpet. What do scholars eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. If two vegans get in a fight,...

When I was young, my mom's family would spend a week together at the Lake of the Ozarks. I can't remember how old I was in the beginning,...

Way back in Junior High, we got a really nice, wet snow one day. The Principal's voice came over the intercom that afternoon. His...

A woman appeared before the judge for beating her husband with a guitar. The judge thought to himself, this is a rather violent crime for...

I don't think cottage cheese is really cheese. It's just occurred to me. What do you call a family member who is always asleep? Napkin

Sitting on a bench outside Texas Roadhouse with a friend, waiting on our wives and our turn to go in and eat was quite entertaining. My...

Grandma was telling me about a morning with Hazel Joy not too long ago. They were playing with kitchen toys, and out of the blue Hazel...

A few months ago, I was chauffeuring my wife around to various stores and shops to run her errands. I actually enjoy doing this. I take a...

Nearly thirty years ago now, I finished a high school week of wilderness camp and stopped by the office to check messages and the mail...

Have you experienced one yet? I got my first one yesterday at Lubbock. I did everything you are supposed to do, except when I stepped...

Sometimes you just have to laugh... the leg home from Dallas to COMO was entertaining. It started in the Dallas terminal, when the young...

So the wind is blowing and I choose not to fire up the grill because I have no good windbreak. The wife says, "I know it's too windy to...

If I were younger I would not tell this story.  My title is: Now I Know Which Way Is The Front! Back before bow season, when I bought my...

I told my wife she needs to take responsibility and embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. So my friend Steve went to the doctor the...